There is no such thing as the perfect programming language, no matter which one it is. Given that all programming teams are made by and of crazy people, this should not come as a surprise. Not only does your programming language suck, the framework you use sucks as well. The art of putting together thousands and thousands of bits in an effort to tell computers what to do is one huge pile of suck. Don’t think your programming language or framework sucks? Let’s investigate.
Things That Suck About Laravel
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“There is no such thing as the perfect programming language,” — Laravel is not a language.. it is a pile of dog piss thrown on top of a programming language. PHP at it’s core runs at 100 miles an hour… Laravel comes along and supposedly makes your life easier by adding tools to slow it down to a snail. But hey, you connected to a DB faster then usually, Kudos lazy programmer.
I wouldn’t have minded the extra slowness if things were in fact easier. But it’s just a different form of complicated. If you have anything approaching an advanced requirement such as entity translation or embedded forms… get ready for hell…So no it is not good enough for this lazy programmer :P my employers sort of make me use it.
Wow! Sounds EXACTLY like Ruby On Rails! That suck factor is astronomical!!!
laravel is for the lazy programmer, overdeveloped incomplete ideas, try using platform2 it breaks laravel all to hell, changes the domain structure and breaks the base command artisan, if an upstream developer changes the naming convention fuck using your libs. laravel = the framework for millennials, designed by millennials for millennials, youd get more work done protesting trump than trying to get anything done with this pos. real devs will write their own shit being lazy is not an excuse.